
The Boxall Archive
He shows up to the office in these. Every single day. Twenty-five years of wear on the clock. Buy one — or buy several — and maybe, just maybe, the man gets something new.
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Reconstructed from twenty-five years of photographs of the man who wore them. Holes, thinning, cracked ink, a surrendered collar. Every one immaculately clean. Priced by damage — the less shirt there is, the more it is worth.
Holes, thinning, cracked ink and a surrendered collar are features, not flaws. This is what a shirt looks like after it's actually been loved.
Sold in the condition it was found in. Laundered and ready to wear. Machine washable, though it has been through enough.
The least destroyed shirt is the cheapest. The most destroyed costs the most. The principle: the less shirt there is, the more it is worth.
There is only one of John. There is only one of each of these shirts. When it's gone, it's gone — and so is the man's last excuse.

A note on John.
John has been wearing these shirts to the Superpilot office for longer than anyone cares to admit. They were already worn when he started. They have been through meetings, launches, late nights, and one very unfortunate company barbecue.
We are not saying the shirts are bad. We are saying they are done. There is honour in that. There is also an opportunity — for you.
Buy his shirts. Help the man move on.
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Mended
One of one, because the repairs are.

Buckshot
Laundered since.

The Blank
No logo, no slogan, no evidence.
100% combed ring-spun cotton · Unisex relaxed fit · Sold in the condition found · Immaculately clean · Machine washable, though it has been through enough
These shirts have had their run. Twenty-five years of photographs, a decade in the office, and still going. You deserve one. He deserves a fresh start. Everyone wins.
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